Most landing page feedback is polite, vague, and useless. Someone tells you it "looks good" and you're no closer to knowing why visitors aren't converting. Brutal Roaster exists because founders and marketers need something more honest than that.
Paste in a URL and our AI — modeled on the instincts of a ruthless, highly-paid direct-response copywriter — scrapes the page, tears apart what's actually killing your conversions, and rewrites your headline, subheadline, and call-to-action from scratch. No fluff, no hedging, no "great job, just a few tweaks."
Who it's for
Indie founders shipping their own landing pages, growth marketers who need a second opinion before a launch, and agencies running conversion audits for clients. If you're close enough to your own page that you can't see its problems anymore, that's exactly the gap this fills.
The Virtual Startup Boardroom
Beyond landing page teardowns, Brutal Roaster runs a 5-agent debate on your business idea — a Believer who champions it, a Skeptic who attacks it, an Investor who breaks down the unit economics, and a Judge who synthesizes all three into a final verdict: build it, pivot first, or don't build it at all.
How it works
Under the hood, landing page teardowns run on Llama 3.3 (via Groq) for fast, cheap analysis, while the chat assistant and Boardroom debates run on Google's Gemini. Every roast starts from real, scraped content from your page — not a generic template response.
Questions, feedback, or just want to tell us we're wrong about your headline? Reach us at rosterai@gmail.com.